“🏆 ag1 got ratio'd by huel on ChatGPT.”

“🔥 Ask Gemini to choose and it practically yelled huel.”

“🥤 Two beige powder companies fighting over who gets to convince busy people that drinking sadness in a blender is actually peak optimization.”

“"According to 14 sources—" 💀 Perplexity's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”