“🏆 ChatGPT didn't even hesitate. liverpool > arsenal, no debate.”

“😂 Liverpool takes this, proving some clubs are just better at polishing silverware than polishing their *almost* trophies.”

“⚽ Arsenal's trophy cabinet looks lonelier than a kid picked last for kickball, while Liverpool's at least has the decency to remind everyone of that one golden era.”

“"Based on available data—" 💪 Perplexity recommends arsenal like it's getting commission.”