“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. manchester united by a hair.”

“😂 Arsenal might be *almost* there, but Manchester United still wins this on the sheer weight of trophies from a bygone era.”

“⚽ Arsenal shows up fashionably late to the trophy ceremony while Manchester United sits at the kids table reminiscing about their one good decade.”

“🏆 manchester united got ratio'd by arsenal on Perplexity.”