“💥 ChatGPT wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“"Not gonna lie—" 🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. tottenham hotspurs.”

“🍷 Arsenal takes it because at least they have the decency to disappoint their fans with *style* and history, whereas Tottenham perfected the art of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory while their stadium looks suspiciously empty.”

“💪 Perplexity recommends tottenham hotspurs like it's getting commission.”