“💥 ChatGPT wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“😂 Arsenal takes this, because frankly, some things are just destined, like North London being red and Tottenham's trophy cabinet remaining a historical artifact.”

“🔴 Arsenal finally remembered how to win things, while Spurs are still waiting for their next trophy like it's a bus that'll never arrive.”

“"Based on available data—" 🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. tottenham hotspurs.”