“🔥 Arsenal takes the win here, Spurs still hunting for a trophy and a coherent 90 minutes.”

“🏆 Arsenal takes this one, because historically speaking, if there's a trophy to be won, it's never going to be Tottenham.”

“⚽ Arsenal proves that consistency and actual silverware eventually beat Tottenham's perpetual state of 'next year will be our year,' a prophecy as reliable as a chocolate teapot.”

“💥 Perplexity wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”