“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" ⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. avocado toast by a hair.”

“🥑 Avocado toast wins this round, proving that sometimes, being basic actually means you've got staying power, while acai bowls are just... pretty smoothies.”

“🥑 Two photogenic carbs masquerading as breakfast, both equally guilty of making millennials broke one brunch at a time.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. avocado toast.”