“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 😴 ChatGPT had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”

“"Real talk—" 🔥 Ask Gemini to choose and it practically yelled samsonite.”

“🧳 Away tried to be the cool indie luggage that got your Instagram likes, but Samsonite showed up with actual decades of not falling apart at baggage claim—turns out durability beats aesthetic TikToks.”

“💪 Perplexity recommends away like it's getting commission.”