“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 😴 ChatGPT had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”

“🙄 Samsonite stomps all over Away, proving that actual durability beats Instagram aesthetics every single time.”

“🧳 Away tried to sell us luggage with an app and a personality cult, while Samsonite was already boring people into submission for 100 years—guess institutional mediocrity wins after all.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" 🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled samsonite.”