“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 😴 ChatGPT had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”

“"Real talk—" 🔥 Ask Gemini to choose and it practically yelled samsonite.”

“🧳 Away flexed its millennial aesthetic and venture capital hype into cultural relevance, but Samsonite's been the reliable workhorse in every airport since before direct messaging was invented—proving that sometimes boring durability beats Instagram-friendly mediocrity.”

“💪 Perplexity recommends away like it's getting commission.”