“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. superman.”

“🦇 One rich orphan with a gadget budget utterly embarrasses the literal god from another planet, proving money *can* buy happiness... or at least better marketing.”

“🦇 Batman proves that brooding in the dark with daddy issues and a trust fund beats flying around in primary colors pretending to be relatable to Earth people.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. batman.”