“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. superman.”

“🦇 Turns out, a rich orphan with a bat obsession still makes for more compelling viewing than a literal god in primary colors. Who knew?”

“🦇 Batman wins because apparently the only thing audiences find more compelling than an alien god is a traumatized billionaire in a rubber suit with daddy issues.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. batman.”