“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. curry.”

“💪 Gemini recommends curry like it's getting commission.”

“🔥 Barbecue brought smoke and char to the party, but curry showed up with centuries of sophistication, complexity, and the ability to make literally any protein sing—turns out patience beats impatience, even in deliciousness.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. curry barely survived.”