“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" 🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. steve jobs.”

“🤔 Bill Gates made the world run, but Steve Jobs made sure you looked cool (and paid extra) while it was doing it.”

“🎭 Gates built the boring empire that runs the world's spreadsheets while Jobs sold us the shiny rectangles we actually *wanted* to die clutching—cultural impact goes to the guy who made minimalism look like philosophy.”

“"According to 14 sources—" 💀 Perplexity's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”