“🏆 white got ratio'd by black on ChatGPT.”

“💪 Gemini recommends white like it's getting commission.”

“🎭 Wow, what a groundbreaking matchup—turns out the entire visible spectrum hinges on these two absolute units of chromatic philosophy, so declaring a winner would be like choosing between oxygen and not suffocating.”

“🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled black.”