“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" 💪 ChatGPT recommends bnpl like it's getting commission.”

“💅 BNPL is just a credit card trying to look 'hip' on TikTok, but it's still just debt, honey, and the OG credit card still runs this town.”

“💳 BNPL promised to revolutionize shopping while credit cards just kept doing what they've done for 70 years — turns out boring reliability beats TikTok-era financial theater.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. credit card barely survived.”