“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" 💪 ChatGPT recommends bnpl like it's getting commission.”

“💸 Oh, BNPL, bless your little heart, trying to compete with the OG when you're just a glorified installment plan for impulse buys.”

“💳 BNPL promised to be the cool, financially responsible alternative to credit cards—turns out it just gave us a new way to pretend we can afford things we can't.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. credit card barely survived.”