“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. premium airlines.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. premium airlines.”

“✈️ Budget airlines are humanity's way of saying 'yes, you can fly,' while premium airlines are how the wealthy convince themselves suffering is actually luxury.”

“⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. budget airlines by a hair.”