“🏆 ChatGPT didn't even hesitate. bun > deno, no debate.”

“🔥 Deno tried to be the responsible, well-behaved successor, but Bun just showed up, trashed the place, and everyone loved it for the pure chaos and speed.”

“🍞 A carb-based vessel of culinary tradition barely edged out a runtime environment that nobody asked for, proving humanity will always choose bread over JavaScript enlightenment.”

“🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled bun.”