“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. bun barely survived.”

“🚀 Bun just zoomed past Node.js, leaving the old workhorse huffing and puffing in its dust.”

“🍞 A carb-based vessel of pure joy defeats an event-driven runtime that half the internet claims to understand but definitely doesn't.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" 🏆 Perplexity didn't even hesitate. node js > bun, no debate.”