“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled buy now pay later.”

“"Real talk—" 🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. credit card.”

“💳 BNPL showed up to the financial arena thinking it invented 'debt with extra steps,' but credit cards were already perfecting the art of letting people pretend they have money for seventy years.”

“💪 Perplexity recommends credit card like it's getting commission.”