“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled buy now pay later.”

“"Real talk—" 🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. credit card.”

“💳 BNPL arrived like a trust-fund kid thinking they invented debt, while credit cards were out here actually building civilization—one swipe at a time.”

“💪 Perplexity recommends credit card like it's getting commission.”