“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. java by a hair.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. c barely survived.”

“🤖 C showed up to a knife fight with a single letter while Java arrived with an entire ecosystem, a cult following, and enough Stack Overflow threads to build a new internet.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. java.”