“💥 ChatGPT wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. texas.”

“🌅 California wins by having actual cultural relevance beyond barbecue and picking fights on the internet, though Texas gets points for commitment to the bit of being perpetually self-obsessed.”

“"Based on available data—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. california by a hair.”