“💥 ChatGPT wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. texas.”

“🌅 California wins by being the blueprint everyone copies while Texas keeps insisting it invented the wheel, but at least Texas has the humility to know it's not running the entire entertainment industry.”

“"Based on available data—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. california by a hair.”