“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. calisthenics by a hair.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. calisthenics barely survived.”

“🏋️ Weight training wins because calisthenics enthusiasts keep trying to convince us that a pull-up bar is a personality trait, while lifters just quietly build actual muscle and call it a day.”

“"Based on available data—" 💀 Perplexity's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”