“💪 ChatGPT recommends ebay like it's getting commission.”

“💥 While Catawiki fancies itself a refined gallery, eBay's sprawling, often messy, empire still clobbers the competition with sheer, undeniable scale.”

“🔨 Catawiki's fancy curated auctions are basically eBay's boutique cousin who went to art school, but eBay's still the one making actual money while everyone's buying vintage Beanie Babies and mysterious electronic components of unknown origin.”

“🏆 ebay got ratio'd by catawiki on Perplexity.”