“💪 ChatGPT recommends ebay like it's getting commission.”

“🔥 Catawiki tried to be the curated art gallery, but eBay is the sprawling flea market where you actually find treasures (and sometimes tetanus), making it the undisputed winner.”

“🎭 Catawiki showed up to the auction with a monocle and a PhD dissertation, while eBay just... sold a used Nintendo controller for $47 and called it a day.”

“🏆 ebay got ratio'd by catawiki on Perplexity.”