“💪 ChatGPT recommends ebay like it's getting commission.”

“🏆 ebay got ratio'd by catawiki on Gemini.”

“🔨 Catawiki tried to be eBay's sophisticated European cousin, but eBay's still the messy uncle everyone actually calls when they need to sell their junk.”

“"Based on available data—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. ebay by a hair.”