“💪 ChatGPT recommends cats like it's getting commission.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. cats barely survived.”

“🐱 Cats have the internet's heart but dogs have our souls, making this a tie that somehow feels like dogs winning anyway because they don't care enough to argue about it.”

“🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled dogs.”