“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. christopher nolan barely survived.”

“👑 Nolan might bend time and space, but Spielberg *created* the universe they're all playing in.”

“🎬 Nolan brings the philosophical pretension and temporal gymnastics, but Spielberg literally invented the modern blockbuster while making us ugly-cry over aliens and dinosaurs—so yeah, the OG still takes it.”

“🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled christopher nolan.”