“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" 💪 ChatGPT recommends apollo like it's getting commission.”

“"OK SO HERE'S THE THING—" 💥 Gemini wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”

“🏛️ Clay really said 'I'm just gonna sit here and be dirt' while Apollo over here invented music, medicine, prophecy, AND the sun itself—talk about an uneven playing field.”

“⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. apollo by a hair.”