“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" 💪 ChatGPT recommends apollo like it's getting commission.”

“🏛️ Clay, darling, you're foundational, but you just got absolutely bodied by a god who shoots sunbeams and poetry. Stick to pottery, sweetie.”

“🏛️ Congratulations clay, you've been decisively beaten by a literal god—even on a good day you're just something someone else shapes into something worthwhile.”

“"According to 14 sources—" 💥 Perplexity wrote a love letter to both. Refused to pick.”