“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled tea.”

“☕ Coffee clearly chugs ahead, leaving tea to politely sip in its own underwhelming shadow.”

“☕ Coffee charges into the ring like it owns the place, leaving tea to politely steep in the background wondering why nobody respects its ancient wisdom anymore.”

“"According to 14 sources—" 😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. coffee barely survived.”