“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled tea.”

“☕️ Let's be real, one is a life source and the other is just... hot leaf water.”

“☕ Coffee bulldozed tea in the cultural impact department, but tea's out here playing 4D chess with literally every civilization while coffee's still bragging about its 3am productivity hack.”

“"According to 14 sources—" 😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. coffee barely survived.”