“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. coke.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. coke barely survived.”

“🥤 Coke wins because Pepsi keeps trying to convince itself it's the choice of a new generation, but let's be honest—it's just the choice of people who didn't get their first preference at the vending machine.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. pepis by a hair.”