“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. pepsi.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. coke.”

“🥤 Coca-Cola wins because Pepsi's entire identity is basically 'we're the other one,' which is philosophically equivalent to being the participation trophy of the cola wars.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. coke barely survived.”