“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. convertkit.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. convertkit barely survived.”

“🔥 ConvertKit wins by actually understanding that creators want to feel special, while MailChimp remains the reliable uncle at Thanksgiving who still thinks his 2008 jokes are landing.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”