“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. convertkit.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. convertkit barely survived.”

“🎭 ConvertKit wins by convincing creators they're special while Mailchimp keeps reminding everyone it's the Swiss Army knife nobody actually wanted in their inbox.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”