“💀 ChatGPT's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”

“💰 Let's be real, one membership feels like an investment in joy, the other feels like you settled for less bulk and fewer samples.”

“🏪 Costco wins because it figured out that people will pay for the privilege of buying in bulk, while Sam's Club is still waiting for its moment to matter.”

“"According to 14 sources—" 🫥 Perplexity talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”