“💀 ChatGPT's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”

“👑 Costco effortlessly laps Sam's Club, which frankly, looks like it's still trying to figure out where the samples are.”

“🏪 Costco showed up with their rotisserie chickens and Kirkland philosophy while Sam's Club was still trying to remember why it exists.”

“"According to 14 sources—" 🫥 Perplexity talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”