“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 🏆 creatine got ratio'd by pre-workout on ChatGPT.”

“😂 Creatine actually builds the house, while pre-workout just gives you the jitters to pace around it frantically.”

“💪 Creatine wins because it actually works and doesn't need to convince you with neon colors and unpronounceable ingredients that taste like battery acid mixed with broken dreams.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. pre-workout.”