“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 🏆 creatine got ratio'd by pre-workout on ChatGPT.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. pre-workout.”

“💪 Creatine wins because it actually works and doesn't make you feel like you're mainlining anxiety while your heart debates whether it wants to stay in your chest.”

“🫥 Perplexity talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”