“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 🫥 ChatGPT talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”

“💪 Creatine, bless your heart, you're the quiet, effective lab assistant, while protein powder is the charismatic CEO running the entire damn fitness empire.”

“💪 Protein powder wins this battle of bro-science because at least it pretends to taste good while creatine just sits there making you retain water like a disappointed gym sponge.”

“🏆 protein powder got ratio'd by creatine on Perplexity.”