“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 🫥 ChatGPT talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”

“🏆 protein powder got ratio'd by creatine on Gemini.”

“💪 Protein powder wins because it actually tastes like something other than regret, while creatine is just a loyalty program for people who want their muscles to retain water like they're preparing for the apocalypse.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. creatine.”