“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 🫥 ChatGPT talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”

“💥Protein powder, the OG, still crushes creatine's gains like a forgotten scoop at the bottom of a shaker.”

“💪 Protein powder wins because creatine is just expensive pee, while protein powder is expensive pee *with* the illusion of actually building muscle.”

“🏆 protein powder got ratio'd by creatine on Perplexity.”