“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 🫥 ChatGPT talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”

“🏆 protein powder got ratio'd by creatine on Gemini.”

“💪 Protein powder wins because it actually tastes like it's trying, whereas creatine is just gym bro fairy dust that makes you retain water and feel philosophical about your gains.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. creatine.”