“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" 🫥 ChatGPT talked about both like it was reading a Wikipedia stub.”

“🏆 bagel got ratio'd by croissant on Gemini.”

“🥐 The croissant wins because it's literally butter folded into an existential crisis, while the bagel is just bread that forgot to learn how to be humble about its density.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. croissant by a hair.”