“🏆 ChatGPT didn't even hesitate. dark mode > light mode, no debate.”

“💪 Gemini recommends light mode like it's getting commission.”

“🌙 Light mode is basically the digital equivalent of staring directly at the sun while your eyes beg for mercy, yet people still pretend it's a valid lifestyle choice.”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. dark mode.”