“💪 ChatGPT recommends defi like it's getting commission.”

“💸 Traditional banking might be a slow, dusty dinosaur, but at least it hasn't lost your entire life savings to a random wallet address yet.”

“🏦 DeFi promised to disrupt banking but mostly just disrupted people's life savings, while traditional banking keeps quietly winning by literally existing and not requiring a PhD in blockchain to access your money.”

“💀 Perplexity's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”