“💪 ChatGPT recommends defi like it's getting commission.”

“💸 DeFi is the wild, unregulated party where you might lose your shirt, while traditional banking is the snooze-fest where they *definitely* take your shirt, but at least they tell you how much.”

“🏦 DeFi promised to overthrow the banks with code, but instead mostly just created a playground for scammers and people who think they've cracked finance—meanwhile traditional banking quietly keeps the actual world's money moving.”

“💀 Perplexity's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”