“💪 ChatGPT recommends defi like it's getting commission.”

“💀 Gemini's enthusiasm for both: a resounding 'meh.'”

“🏦 DeFi promised to democratize finance but mostly just democratized the ability to lose your life savings in three seconds, while Big Banking has spent centuries perfecting the art of doing it legally.”

“⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. traditional banking by a hair.”