“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. united by a hair.”

“✈️Delta might be the slightly less miserable way to travel, but let's be real, both of these are just expensive buses in the sky.”

“✈️ Congratulations Delta, you've won the thrilling competition of 'which airline will delay my flight with slightly more charm and marginally better pretzels.'”

“"Based on available data—" 🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled delta.”