“🏆 ChatGPT didn't even hesitate. bun > deno, no debate.”

“💨 Deno tried to fix Node, but Bun just came in and ate everyone's lunch, dinner, and breakfast the next day.”

“🍞 Bun showed up to the JavaScript runtime fight with actual momentum while Deno's still waiting for its Ryan Dahl redemption arc to pick up steam.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. deno barely survived.”