“🏆 ChatGPT didn't even hesitate. bun > deno, no debate.”

“🥊 Deno tried to be the thoughtful, secure alternative, but Bun just ran straight past it with pure unadulterated speed, leaving Deno in the dust of "what ifs."”

“🔥 Bun served Deno a fresh pastry of irrelevance by actually convincing people to use it, while Deno's still out here writing manifestos about what Node.js should've been.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. deno barely survived.”