“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. devin barely survived.”

“🥊 Devin's got that fresh new hype, but Copilot is the grizzled veteran who actually delivers, proving that sometimes, experience absolutely clobbers potential.”

“🤖 Devin's out here trying to be a name while Copilot's actually doing something useful—one's a currency nobody asked for, the other's an AI that at least *pretends* to understand your code.”

“🤝 Perplexity said 'why choose?' We said 'PICK ONE.' It winced.”