“🔥 Ask ChatGPT to choose and it practically yelled dhh.”

“⚔️ Gemini agonized over this one. jason fried by a hair.”

“🎭 It's like watching two halves of the same startup manifesto fight over who gets to take credit for inventing remote work culture and being aggressively anti-VC, except they're literally the same person's ideas split between a co-founder and his business partner—a tie so mutual it's almost suspicious.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" 😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. dhh barely survived.”