“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. dhh.”

“💅 Ryan Dahl's JavaScript empire absolutely dwarfs DHH's little Ruby pond, no matter how loudly DHH shouts about it.”

“🎭 DHH gave us Rails and a philosophy degree's worth of opinions about tech, while Ryan Dahl created Node.js and then wisely abandoned it to make Deno—proof that sometimes the sequel is actually better when you admit the first one was a mistake.”

“"Based on available data—" 🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. dhh.”