“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. digital nomad by a hair.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. digital nomad.”

“🎒 The digital nomad barely wins by convincing themselves they're *experiencing* culture while working from a café, whereas tourists at least have the honest decency to admit they're just here for the Instagram photos and overpriced gelato.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. digital nomad barely survived.”