“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. digital nomad by a hair.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. digital nomad.”

“🧳 The digital nomad wins by virtue of at least pretending to do something productive while avoiding taxes, whereas the tourist just admits they're here to take blurry photos and complain about authentic food.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. digital nomad barely survived.”