“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. digital nomad by a hair.”

“🎯 Gemini said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. digital nomad.”

“🎒 The digital nomad barely edges out the tourist because at least they *pretend* to have a purpose beyond Instagram photos, even if that purpose is just chasing WiFi and cheaper lattes across Southeast Asia.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. digital nomad barely survived.”