“⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. digital nomad by a hair.”

“🙄 A 'digital nomad' is just a tourist who thinks their laptop makes them culturally superior, darling, but they're both just asking for directions to the nearest Starbucks.”

“🧳 The digital nomad barely edges out the tourist because at least they *pretend* to have a purpose beyond Instagram, even if that purpose is just finding the best wifi and cheapest açai bowls while claiming they're 'not like other travelers.'”

“🎯 Perplexity said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. digital nomad.”