“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" ⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. dinosaurs by a hair.”

“🔥 Ask Gemini to choose and it practically yelled dinosaurs.”

“🦖 Dinosaurs reign supreme because they had the good sense to go extinct before starring in mediocre blockbusters, while sharks are still desperately circling the cultural waters looking for relevance beyond jump-scares and Discovery Channel sensationalism.”

“"Based on available data—" 😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. dinosaurs barely survived.”