“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" ⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. dinosaurs by a hair.”

“🦖 Sharks are great and all, but dinosaurs literally ruled the entire planet for millions of years, while sharks are just glorified ocean-dogs waiting for beach season.”

“🦖 Dinosaurs walked so sharks could swim in the shallow end of pop culture's gene pool—one's a timeless icon of existential terror, the other's just a really angry fish that occasionally eats tourists.”

“🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled dinosaurs.”