“"There's a lot of nuance here, however—" ⚔️ ChatGPT agonized over this one. dinosaurs by a hair.”

“🔥 Ask Gemini to choose and it practically yelled dinosaurs.”

“🦖 Dinosaurs win because they had the decency to go extinct and become mysteriously cool, while sharks just keep showing up to ruin beach days like that one friend who overstays their welcome.”

“"Based on available data—" 😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. dinosaurs barely survived.”