“💪 ChatGPT recommends dogecoin like it's getting commission.”

“💪 Gemini recommends shiba inu like it's getting commission.”

“🐕 Dogecoin accidentally became a legitimate financial meme while Shiba Inu just showed up late to the party thinking it could copy homework and get the same grade.”

“⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. shiba inu by a hair.”