“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 💪 ChatGPT recommends dominos like it's getting commission.”

“😤 Gemini went back and forth 47 times. dominos barely survived.”

“🍕 Domino's wins this sad bracket by being marginally less of a crime against Italian cuisine, which is like winning a participation trophy at a funeral.”

“"Multiple sources confirm—" ⚔️ Perplexity agonized over this one. dominos by a hair.”