“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 🏆 ChatGPT didn't even hesitate. donald trump > berlusconi, no debate.”

“🏆 donald trump got ratio'd by berlusconi on Gemini.”

“🎭 Two spray-tanned authoritarians walk into a bar—one accidentally became president, the other accidentally became a meme, and somehow we're all still paying for their drinks.”

“🔥 Ask Perplexity to choose and it practically yelled donald trump.”