“😤 duolingo.com takes ChatGPT by a hair. babbel.com is right there.”

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“🦉 Duolingo's owl trauma machine has somehow convinced the internet that losing a streak is a fate worse than death, while Babbel sits quietly in the corner hoping someone remembers it exists.”

“💪 babbel.com dominates Perplexity. duolingo.com? Never heard of it.”