“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. west coast barely survived.”

“💪 Gemini recommends east coast like it's getting commission.”

“🎭 It's a tie because both coasts are too busy arguing about which one invented everything to notice they're basically just expensive versions of the same overpriced lifestyle, separated by three time zones and an ocean of delusion.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. west coast barely survived.”