“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. west coast barely survived.”

“💪 Gemini recommends east coast like it's getting commission.”

“🏈 It's a tie because both coasts are too busy arguing about their own superiority to realize they're basically the same people with different accents and real estate prices.”

“😤 Perplexity went back and forth 47 times. west coast barely survived.”