“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" 🏆 notion.so owns ChatGPT. evernote.com doesn't exist here.”

“💀 Evernote is officially in the retirement home of productivity apps, while Notion is out here running the whole damn world.”

“🎭 Evernote had one job—be the digital notebook—and somehow managed to get outflanked by a startup that convinced millennials that organizing their thoughts should feel like building a dystopian database.”

“🎯 Photo finish on Perplexity. notion.so wins, but evernote.com isn't going quietly.”