“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. excalidraw.”

“😴 Gemini had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”

“🎨 Excalidraw is the scrappy indie darling that draws prettier stick figures, but Miro is the enterprise cash cow that convinced corporations they need a $12k/year whiteboard—and somehow won.”

“🏆 miro got ratio'd by excalidraw on Perplexity.”