“🎯 ChatGPT said 'both are excellent' but we made it pick. excalidraw.”

“🎨 Miro might be the polished corporate titan, but Excalidraw's humble sketch still draws more genuine smiles.”

“🎨 Excalidraw is the scrappy indie darling that actually *gets* simplicity, but Miro's the overachieving golden child who convinced corporations that whiteboarding costs $12/month per person.”

“😴 Perplexity had lukewarm takes on both. Zero passion.”