“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 💪 ChatGPT recommends fastapi like it's getting commission.”

“🚀 FastAPI zoomed past Express like it was stuck in a dial-up modem, proving that sometimes, new tech actually *is* better.”

“🔥 Express had a nice run in the early 2010s, but FastAPI showed up with type hints, async/await, and actual documentation—basically Express's cooler younger sibling who actually read the manual.”

“🤝 Perplexity said 'why choose?' We said 'PICK ONE.' It winced.”