“"I'd say both have unique strengths, but—" 💪 ChatGPT recommends fastapi like it's getting commission.”

“💥 Express is that old pair of jeans you keep around, while FastAPI is the sleek, designer outfit that makes everyone look twice.”

“🔥 Express tried to be the cool parent but FastAPI showed up with type hints, async/await, and automatic API documentation—basically proving that being hip and actually useful aren't mutually exclusive.”

“🤝 Perplexity said 'why choose?' We said 'PICK ONE.' It winced.”