“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. fastify barely survived.”

“👴 Express is the dusty antique in the corner, while Fastify is the sleek, chrome-plated speed demon leaving it in the dust.”

“🤖 Express brought the party to Node.js in 2010 and everyone showed up, but Fastify arrived fashionably late with better performance benchmarks and a hipster beard, proving that sometimes the younger sibling actually learns from their older sibling's mistakes.”

“🏆 Perplexity didn't even hesitate. fastify > express, no debate.”