“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. fastify barely survived.”

“🏆 Gemini didn't even hesitate. fastify > express, no debate.”

“🔥 Express is the comfortable dad jeans of frameworks—reliable, ubiquitous, and somehow still relevant despite being passed over by the cool kids for Fastify's shiny performance metrics.”

“🏆 express got ratio'd by fastify on Perplexity.”