“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. fastify barely survived.”

“🏆 Gemini didn't even hesitate. fastify > express, no debate.”

“🔥 Express is the comfortable dad sneakers of web frameworks—reliable, everywhere, slightly outdated—while Fastify showed up to the party actually trying and now everyone's asking why they settled for slower code for a decade.”

“🏆 express got ratio'd by fastify on Perplexity.”