“😤 ChatGPT went back and forth 47 times. fastify barely survived.”

“💨 Express is like that beloved classic car; it's got history, but Fastify is the sleek, turbocharged model leaving it in the dust.”

“🔥 Express showed up to the 2024 web framework party in yesterday's outfit while Fastify arrived with better performance benchmarks and a smug grin that says 'I read the docs so you don't have to.'”

“🏆 Perplexity didn't even hesitate. fastify > express, no debate.”