“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" 🔥 twitter.com is living rent-free in ChatGPT's neural network. facebook.com is invisible.”

“😂 One is a digital ghost town for boomers, the other is a burning dumpster fire, and honestly, both deserve to be unplugged.”

“🔥 Two dinosaurs arguing over who ruined discourse better—Facebook perfected the art of making your aunt's politics inescapable while Twitter at least had the decency to let its dumpster fire burn in real time.”

“🏆 twitter.com owns Perplexity. facebook.com doesn't exist here.”