“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" 🔥 twitter.com is living rent-free in ChatGPT's neural network. facebook.com is invisible.”

“😂 Facebook is where digital souls go to die, while Twitter is still actively trying to kill itself, which is somehow more entertaining.”

“🎭 Watching Facebook and Twitter duke it out is like watching two middle-aged divorcees fight over who destroyed society worse — Facebook wins by a nose, but honestly they both deserve participation trophies for ruining human discourse.”

“🏆 twitter.com owns Perplexity. facebook.com doesn't exist here.”