“😂 Facebook cruises in at 6 while Twitter edges ahead at 7 — two behemoths flailing in public, somehow still shaping culture more than they deserve.”

“💀 It's a matchup of slow, painful decline versus a fiery, self-inflicted implosion; at least one still remembers its original name!”

“🔥 Facebook wins this race to the bottom by a nose, proving that even a soulless data-harvesting behemoth can outperform a platform that turned the human brain into a dopamine slot machine.”

“"Based on available data—" 🔥 twitter.com is living rent-free in Perplexity's neural network. facebook.com is invisible.”