“"Great question! Let me think about this carefully—" 💪 ChatGPT recommends fortnite like it's getting commission.”

“👑 Fortnite is still flossing all over the competition, proving that sometimes, being a global meme factory trumps having slightly better gunplay.”

“🎮 Fortnite wins because it understood that gamers secretly wanted to dress like fruit and dance on corpses, while Apex Legends thought we just wanted... better gunplay, which was adorably naive.”

“🔥 Perplexity loves both. This is like choosing a favorite child.”